``My co-worker from work is staying at my house!'' Suddenly, my father brought his co-worker (a black man) with him. - A cheerful black man who is drunk and making noise is suddenly wearing pants! - There was something the size of a bottle sticking out of my pants, and there were thick streaks on the surface... (What is this? Is it this big? I want to see it once.) It was my mistake to invite it out of curiosity. - I felt my jaw drop, the most destructive, most powerful sex I've ever had...and I felt a bulge in my lower abdomen long after it was over.